Good-bye Dear Friend

My shock collar died today. So sad. :( 
   "Dear friend, you served me well in the short year and a half I knew you. I have many fond and not-so-fond memories of you. Both the times you were such a good little collar, and the times you disobeyed and angered me, will I remember for always. I fed you and sheltered you from the elements, bandaged you when you needed it, (even though you weren't fond of Super Glue and zip-ties) and you re-payed me by allowing me to sleep when the dogs were trying to host a concert, also kept the dog under control when exciting things like the neighbors cows started running, even helped me uphold the law that peace is to rule the goat barn. To bad your heart had to give out just when I needed you for once more teaching a dog that singing and crying are not allowed on this farm. Hopefully I can find a brother of yours to come help me now that you are gone. I'll miss you a whole ton. Good-bye dear friend."
I now need a new shock collar as Duke has now gotten into barking.

Consolations can be sent or you can send this to me @ Finn Ridge Farm
                                                                                    Kailey Anne President
                                                                                    1583   Finn Ridge Road
                                                                                    Astoria, WA 00269
Or if you don't want to pay that much you can get this one.